The 🪖💅👊🐌 Dispatch

Summer Loving 💌

All's well here at The Dispatch. The snails have a summer romance. We're not really sure what that means, but that's what the camp counselor messaged us in their latest email. We're hoping that they aren't getting their hopes up about something that won't happen. Because the other summer campers are human children, and we don't think the snails should be romantically involved with human children. But maybe they met other snails? We hope they're being responsible whatever they're doing.

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