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Smoking on the Roof 🚬

All's well here at The Dispatch. The snails might be going through a rebellious phase. We recently found out that a group of them have been sneaking out onto the roof at night to smoke cigarettes. We don't mind them being out on the roof, and we really stopped trying to keep track of them all a while ago. But it seems wildly unhealthy for them to be smoking, because to be clear these are regular-sized cigarettes. We're also worried about them starting a fire, which seems pretty likely given how unwieldy it must be for them. We're going to try and set some boundaries and see how that goes.

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