The 🪖💅👊🐌 Dispatch

New Language 🗣️

All's well here at The Dispatch. The snails have started trying to create their own language. They got very into the idea that as snails they should have their own culture. And a snail language would be the best way to spread their culture around the world and ingrain it into society as a whole. They said that language knows no borders and isn't limited by the physical. We think they might be getting out ahead of their skis though, because the only snail-language words they've taught us so far are "slime", "snail", and "trail", which are all English words.

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