The 🪖💅👊🐌 Dispatch

Life-Hacks 📈

All's well here at The Dispatch. The snails have started trying to measure a lot of their daily activities in a way that they can quantify for later analysis. At least that's how they've described it to us. From our perspective it seems like they are spending a lot of time on YouTube watching videos about "life-hacks" and using some sort of graphing tool to visualize how many hours they slept vs how many cups of coffee they had in the morning. It was news to us that they even drank coffee, so we're more interested in talking to them about that than about whatever graphing software they're using. But they are pretty keen on the graphing software.

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