The 🪖💅👊🐌 Dispatch

Contraband Beer 🍺

All's well here at The Dispatch. The snails are feeling better about their summer camp heartbreak. They started texting us this week to talk about it, which we were secretly glad about because we think it was stressing out the camp counselors. We let them know that even though they might feel like they were rejected, they will always belong with us and belong with each other. Then they told us that they had snuck a bunch of PBR into the cabin to share with the kids and we told them to absolutely not do that, but they stopping texting us back, so now we're worried about that.

Game Boy 👾

Coding Corner 👨🏻‍💻

Albums 🎧